**Stay in someone's abandoned house.
** Special Free Lovo every night at the Parliment with Speight himself.
**Shuttles into town every hour for looting and pillaging excursions.
**Free matches and accellerants for torching shops..
**Free crowbar and loot sack.
**Not forgetting a free stolen taxi upon your arrival into the country,
use it and abuse it! We dont care!
But wait, there's more!!!!
**Spot the Indian and win an instant prize. Take all their possesions
as a souviner and recieve a free T-Shirt with print "I was at Fiji Coup and all i got was this old indian t- shirt"
Currently the cheapest duty free in the world. Just walk into the shop
and pick whatever you want!!!
More fun than Chechnya!!!
Much more friendlier than Bagdad!!!
Call any agent of Speight Travel now for your tickets.
But hurry, this is a limited time offer.
First 50 callers will recieve specially preserved specieman of Goerge Speight
So call now to avoid the disspointment!!!!
If any of you are interested please advise flight details so we can pick
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